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maritzaofficial:

Either way he has a woody 

maritzaofficial:

Either way he has a woody 

gaydirectioner:

Freshman year:

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Senior Year:

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oprahsmom:

girls nowadays heat up an eggo put a strawberry on top and tell people to wife them smh 

brawling:

me losing my virginity

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HAHAHAHAHAHA. 

fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

necromanse:

this is my favorite post look how cute they are aw

necromanse:

this is my favorite post look how cute they are aw

baebees:

when u reply to someone rude on facebook and then they delete their comment

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cyberho:

During Job interview: I love working with people, I’m very outgoing, social, I’m very patient and I love to help in any way I can, and I also think the customer is always right and deserves to be treated with respect 

After Job interview: 

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Me when I hate people. 

Me when I hate people. 

misbeliefs:

me starting to like someone image

earthnation:

how yo waist anorexic and then yo ass is colossal

earthnation:

how yo waist anorexic and then yo ass is colossal

my music taste literally goes from punk rock to disney film soundtracks